Onion News Network skewers Google, newspaper industry, soccer, Apple and CNN's Wolf Blitzer

New Google Phone Service Whispers Targeted Ads Directly Into Users' Ears
Posted May 17, 2010.

Boston Globe Tailors Print Edition For Three Remaining Subscribers
Posted June 7, 2010.

Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay
Posted June 14, 2010.

New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products
Posted July 7, 2010.

Girl Raised From Birth By Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody
Posted July 14, 2010.